Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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