we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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