So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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