hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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