boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
