Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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