At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
