weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize