I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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