that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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