dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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