But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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