ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
