Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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