just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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