have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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