NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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