I think i sorta joined a cult last night
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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