Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened

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(+91): View more from India

Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.

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what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?

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(314): View more from Missouri

The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.

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Yeah I'm going to bathe him.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...

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(956): View more from Texas

found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.

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(970): View more from Colorado

definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.

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