If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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