Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
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I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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