Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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