my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
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he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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