she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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