Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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