Already got asked if we're dating
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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