How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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