lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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