Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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