Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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