And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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