So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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