you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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