...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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