it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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