I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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