Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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