I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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