In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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