There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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