Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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