My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I checked into jail on foursquare
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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