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i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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