are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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