Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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