I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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