If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
In other news, I just burned my penis
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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