That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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