from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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