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yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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