is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.