ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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