Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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