i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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