That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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